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Q: How do you upgrade a Yugo car?
A: Put in an engine.
Q: Why do Yugos have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Q: How do you make accelerate a Yugo from 0 to 100 km in 10
A: Push it off the top of a cliff.
Q. What's the difference between a Yugo and the principal's
A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Yugo user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A: Half fill it with gasoline!
Q: How do you make a Yugo look good?
A: Park it between two Mercedes!
Q: What to you call a Yugo with brakes?
Q: What do you have to do if your Yugo gets in the way of a swarm
A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.
Q: What is the Yugo owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
A: A write off